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so last night I had a dream about twilight, combat arms, arby's, and purple dildos, sailing, and Rebecca and I getting married.

it started off with me and Edward being best friends, and Rebecca being my girlfriend, just like she is now, but I wanted to marry her, and Edward did too, so he and I got into a fight, but Rebecca chose me for some weird reason, but since Edward was a vampire he used his strength and speed to pick up Rebecca and steal her away. So I went on a quest to find where it was that he had taken her. It was me and my mom and Cote de Pablo from that show NCIS and we had like rifles from Combat Arms, We were hunting the vampires to save Rebecca. We hid out in Arbys, cause we knew vampires didn't eat Arby's. Well they were chasing us in a black SUV, and we were trapped between Arby's and a casino but Zeva or however spell her name from NCIS had the bright idea to take out all of the dildos and string them from the Arby's to the casino...

they were all purple by the way...

anyways, we did that and my mom got out her lipstick and wrote on the biggest d***o(which was HUGE) "I like my vampires to own CAVES" I got the joke... well it was my dream...

then I woke up.

did you get my dream mom's joke?