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Yesterday.

Me and my cousin were passing the chinese man 'Wang chung'

So, i was making fun of my cousin and her fatness, xD

Calling her Bacon-yumers, Oink-Oink, or Yum there she goes again....

I was LMAO so i didn't notice Wang chung come up behind us and say..... "... BUY FRUIT?????"

My cousin practically had a heart attack, "WTF?"

"NO! Leave us alone!"

"Yes... I do come house!", he said with a creepy smile.

I was freaking out so i grab a orange and threw it on the ground, "See that?! we don't want fruit!"

He looked hurt, sad, depressed.....

My cousin looked at me, "Deki that was mean!"

"But-but-but!"

"Apoligize! NOW!"

"Wang chung are you alright? I'm sorry...."

He looked up at me and......... That creepy smile again....

"Fruit more money! Fruit juice! It save soul!."

My cousic stared at me, "Take it back! Take it back! NOW!"

"i'm not Jesus(Budda) you know!! What are you--"

"NOW!"

"You know your voice gets real high pitched when your mad..."

"NOW!!!!!"

"Like a piggy...."

She grabbed the orange off the floor and smacked me in the face with it.

"AHHHHH! It's burns!!!!!!! Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wang chung got up and took the orange from me, "No! that money for me! That help me! ......Money......"

"My eyes are burning off! Help!"

I heard my cousin walking up to me, "Not you B!tch!"

She said, "Well fine, I'm going home and gonna eat Pusa by myself!"

"No! That's mine! STAY AWAY FROM IT YOU B!T<h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I jumped on her back and got jackslapped...

Werid yerterday...