Yesterday.
Me and my cousin were going to the store 30 blocks from her house.
And wouldnt you know; Wang chung was there asking people to buy more fruit.
So we walk up to the store, "Herro There! You buy fruit?"
I told him for the first time that day, "No, thanks we dont want fruit"
So he smiles and says, It good for you..."
I looked at the floor with fruit slattered, and say, "It doesnt look good for me...."
He picked up the discarded fruit wiped it on his shirt (making his shirt dirty and nasty) and with the same smile he said, "It good for you..."
My cousin looked at me, "I think his brain was damaged in the crash."
"It good for you..."
"Okay okay i will buy after i get change..."
So we walk in the store and there is a Kufa from india complaining about black people in 'his' store.
So me and my cousin walk in and he instantly snarls at me, "Agh! Inda one! Cant you black people stoop coming to my stoore and taking my things!?"
"All you do is cause drive bys, and the coops to look in my store! Im sooo sick of--", My cousin looked offend but i didnt care.
"Why do you not look upset?! He's a total jerk!"
"I know.... But i am.... ASIAN! Are you blind? I just had too much chocolate!"
She stared at me, "Are you a bucket of crazy?"
Next thing you know there was a white guy behind us, and Kufa's voice changed, "Hello sir can i get you anything? are you having a nice day?"
"Ahm no just want to take these home." he said seriously, while porn magizines we on the belt.
"Sure this let me get the check man, Josh!"
Another man from india came in, "Hey tom! Ya having a swell day?"
Kufa smiled, "Sure am.", then checked out his magz.
"Have a good day sir"
"A very good one!"
"Uh yeah bye...."
I stared then said, "What the Fuxk was that??!?!?!"
Kufa looked at me again, "Why r you still hure? Go away! black people!"
So WE got kicked out the store.
and landed back in the hands of Fruit guy.
He smiled, "So yhu back?"
"Sorry but we didnt even get our snacks... we dont want any fruits."
"現在她的狗去獲得!"
"Whaa? Ahhhh!", All of a sudden his dog came and pulled at my pants and bit my leg digging his nose in my pocket."
"Ah stop it let me go!", he started to drag me to fruit guy.
Finally after ten minutes of tug-a-war he let o of my pant but around the pocket he took all my money!
"Hey that bxtch stole my money!"
"Thanka yhu....", Fruit guy smiled again and walked away with his theif of a dog.
"Damn dog..."
My cousin came close to me, "Yeah... it kinda makes you hate it huh?"
"Yeah."
"Yup all dogs are traders and hate humans and if only there was a way to--"
"No! You cant eat my dog...", i said walking away.
"Awww... you wont even miss her she getting old, and she just perfect for--"
"I said no!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeease!"
"No!"
"Then just a leg!"
"No!"
"An arm!"
"Im outta money an you want to ease my pain with convicing my to give you my dog for lunch?"
"Me me me! is that all you ever think about????"
"Hey! You owe me money!"
"Im hungry!"
"Then stare to death!"
Werid yesterday..... (FYI: My cousin is full filipino and DOES eat dogs)
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