Ello my classy prostitutes! Lauren is here to comfort you. Sorry for being lazy with my posting, I'm just engulfed in homework and shizz. Soo, there's, at the most, 28 days of school left. Holy ********, I'm soooo happy. I hate Crap Gieser. But other than that, today was average.
Wake up: About 6am.
Eats peanut butter on a piece of bread, cuz I feel like it, yo. Then some Sunny D, gay a** stuff, and a sausage egg cheese biscuit. Watched Adventure Time, dropped Brendan off at Hutch, gave dad his laptop (it was 7:40, and he figured I was going to school then. xD), and headed to the gym.
Gym: 6.6Mi on Bike. 5 laps on track. stretching and s**t.
Change, goes to school. (:
Advisory: Talking about this pretty awesome guy in my 5th period. Listening to ISS and detention stories.
1st Period: Went to the computer lab to do boring stuff. ): Sat next to Britney.
2nd Period: TEST TOMORROW! O: Idgi. My ex is really weird.
3rd Period: Mr. Maxwell, you're a d**k. I worked for ******** 6 class periods on my assignment for your gay a** class, and you say all of my s**t is just mediocre and not great. Just go ******** die, M'kay? Additional Note: Alec said b***h, calm your tits a lot to Abigail.
4th Period: NOTES. dlfsgjlkfdhkldfjhnlkjhnlkdsfnkljsd. I love we can take notes to use on tests, but its kind of boring. ): My ex stole Joey's exam for this class. I feel bad for him.
5th Period: dijlslkhdflkhnjlkgjnhglknhjklnfls9aiotejlkcvjnklchgifkdn. Running for 5 minutes because 3-6 people are walking. dsgjlkdhlkflkdf Go eat a d**k Mr. Malete. I really have a bad time with teachers that names start with M. :/ Anyway, other than that everything was gewd. I caught the ball in Lacrosse, and we won 3-0. I had some pimpin people on my team, anyway.
7th Period: Didn't do much. Sort of worked on my project, and then talked with Evan and Emily. Mr. Gieser got bored, and he had to set up for volleyball. We left 20 minutes before the end bell.
Ate a quessidea, and watched one of my dad's old movies. it was The Sand Grains, or something like that.
So, fags, I'm bored. Sooooooo, I'm going on urban dictionary, and looking up some of my friends. Baylee has suggested I look up Joey. It is always Joey she wants to torture. ******** it, I've got nothing better to do.
Lets give it a go!
I'm dying laughing right now: (he's gonna end up reading this LAWL)
-The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
-Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.
Example:
"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did"
"What?"
"He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her t**t on his fingers from last night."
"So?"
"He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain."
"Hahahaha. What a ******** Joey."
-slang for Big d**k; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics. OHGODLOLNO.
Baylee has requested one now too. gpsdglfk. Okay.
-beautiful intelligent talented emotional creative
-An incredibly hot female, typically with beautiful brunette hair. Loves animals and books. Listens to the best music. Gains friends easily, but only wants to have a few close friends. Easily attracts young men. Has a great smile and round eyes.
-b***h slut whore danger and evil-doer
Ehh. Some good, some bad.
Well, thats it folks. Give me some suggestions down below, or message me.
-Lauren. <3
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