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Holy s**t. Lawl. So, I just found out photobucket has banned my account. I posted a very vulgar note from my 2nd period class, and I guess this banning is a sign. idfk.

Anyway, my day has been okay. I watched some tv this morning, and my mom is seriously convinced that Rigby from Regular Show is my twin. Tuesdays are always my favorite day ever. (: sooooooo, here's the lay-down:

Some people had testing today, so first period was almost 2 friggin hours. Oh gosh. But it was alright, we went to the PE room, and I got to play volleyball. Kewl. I had to help with the teacher's pot (not marijuana, something that holds a plant) because she's a lazy birch. But thats it. Also, during this class [1st] Noah said my green ring looked like a d***o. I am never touching this ring again, and I left it in that class.

6th Period: ONLY 30 MINS! ): This is like my favorite class, why wasn't this 2hrs? WHYYYYYYYYYY. But anyway, we started this assignment, its pretty kewl.

A Lunch: I ate some of Megan's peaches. Srsly. You'll understand if you have 2nd period with me, or have watched Top Gear BBC.

2nd Period: Totally pwn'd test. Did all of my homework in class for once. Wewt.

3rd Period: Starting a new project tomorrow. Idfk what to expect. 27 days of school left. (:

4th Period: Took notes, and stuff. Baylee drew all over my arm again.

Homeroom: Went to my 4th period class to watch the end of Megamind. I sort of like the movie. But the basic plot is exactly the same as all other movies. Sure, it was funny, but it ended as I expected it to. Movies are only good for the gullible.

So, some of my friends irl got a kick out of reading my urban dictionary stuff, so I'm bored enough to look up some random words on there, and see what I find.

First off, noah is in some of my classes, and I've sort of known him since 6th grade. sooo, I've gotten requests to look him up. Here it goes:

Noah
To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Example:
Yo I Noahd them bitches so hard last night.

Now, a common word...hmmm. Wonton?

A girl who is a lesbian, ugly, thinks shes hot s**t, claims shes from the "Ghetto" And she will prolly try to kick your a**. She does NOT look good in a bikini!!!

She probably lives in a trailer park because she is complete trailer TRASH!
Wears the same pair of pants everyday, she really needs to buy some new ones.
Example 1:
Person 1: That weird butch keeps on talking to me on facebook..
Person 2: Don't mess with her, she is from the deep south of Chicago and will kick your a**. She's a Wonton.

Example 2: Omg she is such a Wonton!

Oh urbandictionary, you scoundrel.

One last one....baton.

A girl who gets passed around from guy to guy, whether by choice or simply because she might have daddy issues, like in a relay race.

A fat joint, usually a cone.
Let's smoke that baton.
Oh you. Bringing humor to my life.


I guess thats it. fofgkgfd

-Lauren.