And here, our story starts... with Lavitz, alone... in Mayfil...
The wolfknight paladin But at least its still Lavitz! In Mayfil... All alone... Without Albert...
The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac The wolfknight paladin Madison de Point du Lac I need to make an albert. o.o Yesh you do 3nodding Then he and lavitz can go kill dragons and stuff. Or they can take their shirts off and kiss, if you'd rather see that... They'd kill the dragons and monsters and stuff then they'd kiss and cuddle. LOLOLOLOL xp sweatdrop Yeah, then Emellie will come out of nowhere and get mad and drag Albert off. Either that or Lavitz's mom will poof out of nowhere and make him do the household chores. ROFL. yea. And shana would lecture them for their deviant ways or something... and Kongol will just stare [O____________O????] blaugh And Haschel and meru would be laughing? Yea.You know it. And dart would be chasing lloyd... o-0 somehow. And Lloyd would stab the Divine dragon and fly away laughing. And someone would get mad. Yea. Rose would get mad. Cause Lloyd snapped his leash collar to fly away with the dragon. yeah. Then she would drink to forget her problems and end up raping Dart because she thought he was Zeig I know. Then Shana would start another lecture schpeil at Rose for drinking and Albert would run to help Lavitz with his chores, he's just a nice king like that. Yeah, then Minister Noish will run after Albert and talk about abstinance and how he will be consumed by Soa's fire if he does unspeakable things to Lavitz. Then Lavitz and Emllie will start chasing the minister because Albert is like, a god in his complete lovliness, and can do what he wants. Then Lavitz's mom will drag him away again because he didn't clean his room, and Minister Noish will have some sort of seizure and nobody will notice. And Meru will start freak dancing next to the minister because she thinks that is what the minister is doing. Haha yeah! And then a magic baby will fall out of the sky and bounce off the roof of Indels castle. And after that, Coolon will drom out of the sky and crush the house that Rose is raping Dart in. :ROFL:And miranda and Haschel would jump for joy and start baby napping them... they want behbehs. o-o; Then some drunk guy named Graham will call up Feyerbrand and try to raid Denigrand. And Lenus will try to buttrape lloyd. *dies laughing* rofl <3 Shana would then try to lecture the dragons and Lenus, but end up having a stroke. And Lavitz will point out that she would make a good housewife, therefore stating the obvious. And Lloyd will find a d***o up his a** and yell at Lenus for attempting something like that while he was trying to seduce the divine dragon. And the use of that d***o would magically summon Severus Snape to the scene, who would immediately glare Lenus to death. o.0 ++plot twist++ Then Meru will throw a pillow at his head, and the pillow will disappear after a few seconds. And Dart would ask, "HOW'D THE PILLOW DISAPPEAR!?" To which Lavitz, our dear captain obvious, would answer, "Magic." Then Lavitz would make some corny joke at which he would be the only one laughing at. And the sun would burn Snape's eyes out and he would die Then Kongol would try 'that thing' Rose did to Dart with Snape cause Shana said doing that would make babies because Kongol wants babies, but Miranda and Haschel are hoarding them all like greedy baby harvesters. But Kongol wouldn't be able to find the hole and so he'll carve Snape anew set of genitals with his giant axe and Meru will go n00b in mentalness.
And there, my friends, is where the plot rejoins what the original creators of The Legend of Dragoon thought up.
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>Albert >
 Madison de Point du Lac · Mon Nov 06, 2006 @ 08:57pm · 1 Comments |
