Conversation with myself.
"Um... How many of those have you had? " "I dunno, 'bout ten, why?" "Two things.. One, I don't think they are good for your health.. Two, where do they keep coming from?" "First, Why, what's wrong with me? Second, I dunno they seem to keep spawning. Hey look another Waffle." "'Kay, First, you are growing horns and wings.. Second, stop eating the god damned waffles!!!!"
"And I think I am glowing.. =D" "Oh great, you are glowing... Joy." "Well, mostly my butt.. Hey look, I am a firefly!" "Oh dear lord." "*Runs around* MY BUTT GLOWS!!!! *Runs into tree*" "There.. Now you have just felt what a fire fly does when it hits a windshield." "Nuh uh" "Yeah you have. " "No, I have just experienced what a drunken firefly feels like."
"And how do you know there is such thing as a drunken firefly?" "Cause when you put one in a jar and have alchohol in there, they drink it and get drunk." "Uhh huh.. I pitty any pet you have that's small enough to be in a jar. " "Haha, I pitty any pet of mine.. 'cause they make some pretty big Jars." "Oh dear lord." "Have you ever seen a drunken Tiger?" "A what?!"
"Haha, nothing.. But I don't think Tony will be working as the Frosted Flakes guy any more.." "WHAT DID YOU DO TO TONY?" "Haha, My butt glows" "I swear, you have the attention span of a rodent." "What kind of rodent glows? Other than the sewer rats that live in my toilet." "I'll keep that in mind.. Never go to the bathroom at your house" "Shack" "Er.. You live in a shack?"
"Yeah, doesn't everybody? " "Um no.. I would like to see your.. Um.. Shack." "Mmkay, over here. *Walks to mansion*" "THAT ISN'T A SHACK THAT'S A MANSION!!!!!" "Hm.. So you mean, M-A-N-S-I-O-N doesn't spell shack? Wow.." "What education do you have? pre-school" "Nope" "Figured" "I am a college gradumate" "WHAT?! What college woudl take you" "Clown college.. Hey look, my butt glows.."
"Uhh huh, we have discovered that, thanks.." "Hey, I wonder if I go poop, if it will glow" "I don't know nor care." "But I do! *Runs to bathroom then comes back eyes wide* IT DOES!" "That's lovely..." "Wanna see?" "No thanks." "Aww, but he is soo cute and fluffy" "Are you talking about the same thing I am here?" "You mean my pet fish Steve?" "Wait, you have a pet fish.. That's fluffy?"
"Huh? No. His fish bowl is." "Uh huh... And why is his fishbowl fluffy" "'Cause he wants to be like Paris Hilton" "You mean like all pink and fluffy?" "No, anorexic and stuck up." "And what does that have to do with a fluffy pink fish bowl." "Nothin, why?" "Okay... What flavor of crack are you on?" "Hey look my butt glows" "I KNOW! Wait.. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THOSE WAFFLES?!?!"
"I told you I don't know! They just keep appearing! *Munches*" "Then stop eating them!" "I can't they are sooo tastey!" "But they are turning you into like.. a crack person or something. " "My butt Glows. " "I HAVE NOTICED!! Gawd, why do I even hang around you" "'Cause I am like Glue" "Sticky? " "Nope, white and have the name Elmers printed on my stomach." "I don't need to know do I?"
"Hm? Well, It was this weirdest thing. I got drunk one night and then woke up with a tattoo that said Elmer.. And then one day I found a guy with a tattoo just like mine that said Ed... " "And do you remember anything that happened?" "Nope, just getting drunk, playing some online games, then meeting this guy in the UK then I met I with him and then bet him that if I leveld to level fourty
before he did that he would tattoo my name on his stomach.. And vice versa.. We leveled at the same time and we both tattooed the names." "So.. You remember everything?" "Hm? Well, I don't seem to remember eating or drinking anything.. Or going to the bathroom." "And how long were you drunk?" "Over the course of a week.. Or so..." "Uhh huh."
"You know you can't be drunk for that long of a time." "Yeah you can." "No.." "Yeah, It's easy, every five minutes have another drink." "Wait, so you were... Drunk that whole time and Remember it." "Huh? Who are you again?" "I am you.. And it seems you remember when drunk and forget when-" "My butt glows.. Hahahahaha. *Munches waffle.*" "Oh my lord... Stop eating the damned waffles!"
{To be continued!}
The L0ve Kitten Community Member 
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