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So, let's see. The stupid ******** potatoe eater did it again today. As my mom was out shopping like a good wife, Shawn was out drinking his self stupid. Though i am surprised that he has any mental functions left.

He came home while she was still out and let the back yard gate open wide and watched as my two dogs, (Bernie- Beagle Blobbicus and Snoopy- Beagle Annoyingness ), run off down the street. So, with that sight he did the only logical thing, and GO DRINK SOME MORE!!

Wow, i tell you. I know that's what i would've done when i watch my "investiment" of 500$'s run away towards the River just down the street.

Well, to say the least, when i heard my mom come home and freak out that the dogs were missing, i turned off the Mpeg of Darling, ( yes yes, I love Hentai, nothing wrong with that!!), and through on my shoes and grabbed a flash light as i walk up and down my back streets looking for my happily adventuress dogs. The first dog found was my lombering fatass Bernie. I love that dog, and his age and emence fat makes him the best dog/foot stool.

Then i have to run up and down looking for the slobber monster Snoopy. I get all the way down the other side of my street when my next door neighbors pull up in their truck and tell me Snoopy is all the way down the other end of the street and playing in someone's yard. So, i hick up my beltless jeans and run as fast as i can down the street. Well, i make it there, with a new friend named cramp who seemed to have moved into my side. Well, with my new friend i flash my light down the long black yard and see Snoopy's little green glowing eyes. I give him a few calls and scoop him up in my arms and carry him home. I ain't bending over and holding onto his collar the whole way, it would kill my back.

So with all the animals home i call mom and Shawn and watch the a** plunger lomber home still sloshed as he thanks me for finding the dogs. So he can go back to drinking himself into mental disablement.

Well, end of my post for today cause my sides still hurt.

Thanks to anyone that comments and i hope my next post will be filled with a better topic.

~Darien~