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Never Ending Hate for Shawn
This journal is filled with half non-sence and philosphy on the other half. If your name is Shawn, this is no directed at you. It is aimed at the good for nothing husband of my mother.
OH NO! I TRIPPED!
So, it was about 6:35 pm on March the 18th 2005 when my mom was about to leave to go out on the town with her friends that she hasn't hung out with in 2 years or so. Shawn is also getting ready to go out for the weekend and be gone...oooh i was so excited. A nice long weekend without his stupidity..

But what do i hear right after he goes out the back door to leave for the weekend. *Thud* "Ow! my ******** god!"

Oh my spirit just fell through the floor.

The back door swings open with him limping in the doorway. Me and mom rush to see what's wrong as he curses some nonsence that has less sentence structure then a first grader's speech.

So, let's see. The brain dead oaf had gone outside and "tripped" over one of the dogg's tennis balls. He kept screaming about how he broke his ankle and it was all the dog's fault. So, his ankle blows up from the size of a walnut to the size of a large orange in about 1 minute.

Welp..there goes all my mom's plans and all of Shawn's stupid a** plans and all my hopes for a peaceful weekend.

So i help him hobble out to the car, not to mention he was reaking of nothing but alochol. Yeah, that has nothing to do with the accident..2 beers and 2 shots are fine for an alcholic.

They finely get back home around 9 something and my mom tells me he badly sprained his ankle. But because of the accident he went into some kind of shock because the doctors said they couldn't find any blood pressure on him anywhere. Wow...crazy..i could never figure someone that kills so much of his body with poison would have any heart or blood pressure problems.

*sighs* Well..that's my little rant. Time to hit the hay and get up for work and go on with another weekend with my hero Shawn home ALL WEEKEND!! oh, and yes..the lovely sound of his voice when he shouts for someone to get him something to drink because he can't move. Whew...look out friends of mine, cause i ain't staying at my house anytime this weekend..






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Kiu Comachero
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commentCommented on: Sat Mar 19, 2005 @ 03:32am
crying And these are the days I'm glad I have a job. Shawn would get on my last stream of life if I had to be around him all day. crying This sucks things were going to be wonderful..once in a long time things were going to be good.. stressed


commentCommented on: Sat Mar 19, 2005 @ 04:43am
Shawny the drunk, had, one shot
Shawny the drunk, had, one shot
Shawny the drunk, had, one shot
And said he was okay

Shawny the drunk, had, two shots
Shawny the drunk, had, two shots
Shawny the drunk, had, two shots
And slaid he was oklay

Shawny the drunk, had, three shots
Shawny the drunk, had, three shots
Shawny the drunk, had, three shots
And slaidw hed wuz oklays

Shawny the drunk, had, four shots
Shawny the drunk, had, four shots
Shawny the drunk, had, four shots
Ande slead hee wuzz oklayd

Shawny the drunk, had, five shots
Shawny the drunk, had, five shots
Shawny the drunk, had, five shots
And fell the ******** on his ******** ankle, the stupid jackass. I laugh at his injured a** ankle and hope the dog bites off his wee wee.



Sabin Lionheart
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Darien Knights
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commentCommented on: Sat Mar 19, 2005 @ 01:30pm
LMAO!! Too funny Sabin!


commentCommented on: Sat Mar 19, 2005 @ 01:33pm
Even knowing the idiot I still have a hard time believing anyone alive could be as utterly stupid as he is. Too bad he didn't break his head instead. stare Anyone who could balme a -dog- for his own drunken self tripped on a ball needs to have his beer taken from him and put some place for the criminaly dumb.

Bt the way where's my remote? I'll ******** leave you all if I cant find it!!



Destiny Knights
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