Dr.Quin: Did you say p***s!
Space Quin: No, an asteroid!
Dr.Quin: Cause i was gonna say, how could a giant p***s be hurdling toward earth.
Well, lets remenisce on more Shawn stupidities.
Ah ha! here's one. Where Shawn almost ran my mom over with the big motor boat.
I wasn't around at the time of it but it goes like this. Shawn and mom were driving around on the boat and he turned real hard making my mom slip on the watery deck and she fell into the water. She yelled out to Shawn to help her, but being drunk out of his mind as usual, he started backing up the boat trying to look for as he said, "Where you at!" so at the motor just passes mom almost cutting her she shouts up to the idiot that she was down in the water. He laughed and said "What are you doing down there..?" and he stumble to help her back into the boat. The moron almost chopped my moms leg off with the boat and all he does is laugh and ask what she is doing in the water. We really have a winner here don't we folks.
well...that is something small so i will finish up with alittle dance.
: biggrin arien jumps up on the dinner table, rips off his clothes leaving only a fake rubber elephant mask over his genitals. He begins to swing his hips as they thrust and pelvet towards the audience and he sings::
"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town! The skeeters on the bus go all over your face, all over your face, all over your face!"
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Never Ending Hate for Shawn
This journal is filled with half non-sence and philosphy on the other half.
If your name is Shawn, this is no directed at you. It is aimed at the good for nothing husband of my mother.
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