... Moving on ...
Other then that the funniest thing happened to me on wednesday.. My friend Marc whom is gay is like my older brother at the high school...and GOSH does it stink that he's FULLY gay..because let me tell you he's SOLID..but he's also as Gay as Gay can be..anywho when we see eachother after school it's our thing to say some funky or odd greeting..So it just so happens that his greeting of the day was "Hey baby, lovin the new hair" (I just got my hair cut the day before ..4 INCHES!!!!...i dunt like it but everyone seems to "adore" it)..So of course my reply was "Oo la la, lokin good as always" :p.haha lets keep in mind that i DON't normally talk this way..though well i don't know why i said that actually...ANYWAY. My friend Briana was walking with me and the "new" captain of the football team (and yes i honestly don't know him..n the football team is like my second home....there me protecters mrgreen ) and my idiot friend kainoa was walking in front of us..So briana thought i was talking to err i think his name is daniel i'm not to sure..but anyway she "loudly says" (<-- fully what she said):OH COURTNEY YOU THINK THAT GUY IN THE RED SHIRT IS HOT?...
I turned around and i sware my eyes felt like they were about to pop out...
BUT kainoa was waring the red shirt!..he turns around n his eyes fully pop out too like WHAT..YES!!!!...then i'm like
NUUUU!!! you idiot I wasn't talking about him! (i said it just loud enough so kainoa would hear...that dork i sware he asks me out atleast once a week....oi!)
So briana says:
OH YOU MEAN DANIEL, THE ONE IN THE BEIGE SHIRT?
...I fully started laughing because I'd never seen him before and i was like:
no you idiot i was talking to marc..we were playin around..oi
BUT daniel turns around n *is in awe* is got that hispanic face w/blue eyes! ... but yeah he was fully smilin n talkin to kainoa like i dunno actually...but I talked to my friend tiffany found out the dudes a "manwhore"..so that's out the window.... oh and of course Kainoa's all like "i thought we had something courtney...i mean i ask you out, you say No, I go to football practice...."...he's fully not going to let me forget that......sometimes his humer is just plain MEAN!
... Other then that ...
-I seen my friend Boa for the first time in like 2 years...He's engaged! fully made my day today when I seen him..I was just walkin to the courtyard to hang with some friends when I herd someone yell my name..I turned around and before i knew it i was jumping up on him..i was EXCITED!!!....he's in teh air force!
-My other friend that graduated last year "Kepa" visited yesturday..he's gone from football team hotshot n playa to collered shirt and get this NOT GANGSTER CLOTHING...err yeah he's well err black .. he's stationed in guam for the navy seals... and dang he looked alot better then what he did..i told him that too..hehe i mean a collered shirt 'all beat a baggy err gangser shirt any day stressed
-my knee is now encircled with bruises..from *drum role please* VOLLEYBALL
-I fully told off this haole kid..I'm sorry but I know at school i'm the nice one..BUT i can get irrataed and mad..after all i am only human. Well we were in P.E (the bomb class ever!..you get a grade for playin around! mrgreen ) playing flag football...my friend lucky the starting quarterback is the student aid..and the haole dude fully creeps me out already because he stares at me, follows me, and now he EVEN hangs out with MY friends! Well we were on opposite teams; when girls score it's 2 pts cuz were just that awesome rolleyes ..so natrually they guys are passing to us and well whom evers open...(loser runs a mile)..so I'm trying to find out who to block n who daeson(other teams quarterback) is going to through to.. so i'm just standing there looking slightly moving so i won't cause much attention..when out of NO WHERE the haole dud runs right past me, his elbow hits my stomach and he just keep srunning and when he stops he's like smiling..I'm over there like AHH HECK KNOW.. HAOLE BOY AINT JUST GONE N DID THAT!..of course i didnt wanna say that so i just thought it sweatdrop ... lucky fully read my face though n MADE me go on the other side of the field..that pooperscooper...
... LATER IN THE GAME ...
..alright so now were up like 3 points so i figured heck we aint got nothin to loose i wanna try n actually make a touchdown instead of running and getting other people...So i make it to the touchdown and i'm getting ready for the pass and I jump up because it's just slightly high..when suddenly something bangs into my side and I see some white hand try and grab the football..I was like don't you even touch that boy! (again i was just thinkin that). So i grabbed the football blocking his hand with my shoulder and he FULLY tries to land on my like some pillow or something!... luckily for me you gotta be quick on your feet for volleyball so i kinda just twirled around and got out of his landing area... He landed and was about to fall before he caught is balance...then he just starts laughing...
... THE uh-oh ...
Alright so everyone but the teacher (whom was called into the office) see's what the haole dude did..I looked at him and asked in a calm voice:
Me: What's so funny? You could have hurt me you know? ..After all it is Flag football, not tackle masacur.
Haole Dude: I almost touched your a**!
Me::I dropped the football to the ground and started to walk right over to him:
Lucky, Jono, daeson, kai n some other ppl: They all said something like you f*****, something along the lines of that...HOWEVER lucky grew up wit me n knew what I was about to do, so he steps right inbetween the two of us looks the haole dude in the eye and says..well some mean things
Haole Dude: What she's a chick n I like her a**
Me: :I calmly told lucky to get away..I guess it was the way i said it because the boy moved: (Towards the Haole Dude smile Look I know for a fact that I myself wouldn't have to lay a single finger on you w/o you getting your butt whooped. However that wouldn't do any justice to anything. Escpecially because know one would let me hit you, and well that'd just ruin the fun in things now wouldn't!
..So I'm going to tell you a little something about me.
1.You ever disrespect me in that way again and I will NOT stand in all of those people way, because let me tell ya this aint cali. know more. Girls up there might be used to be spoken to that way, but I'm not nor are alot of the girls here. We aren't objects of your damned affection nor are we a piece of meat used to drewl over when theres nothing better to do. If you think you can act that way here in hawaii you've got another thing commin to ya, and that thing is gonna be someones fist.
2. Would you ever, EVER speak to your mother that way? I would think not, so what in the world would percist you upon thinking that way of me, or anyone for the matter?.. I mean you wouldn't go tell you mother "Oh mom i almost touched this hot girls butt today, then I just started laughing in front of her". NO you wouldn't, at least none of the guys down here would. If they did they'd get a big ol' hawaiian style smack down with thre father.
((Theres other stuff but yea i dun remember it...i don't perfer to remember the mean parts of me))
Haole Dude:..Whatever, thought this was a free country. You know the whole freedom of speech s**t...guess that's not how you do things down here.
Me: Yeah it is a free counrty I never said it wasn't..Though keep in mind it's also a country that allows one such as myself to have you arrested for sexual harrasment.
Haole Dude:..... :fully murmurs some curse words n walks away:
...everyone hits the showers all lucky them are steamed bout how they were talkin.. MAJOR shock to pretty much everyone seein as how it's the first time i blew up like that in like 3+ years.
.. the aftermath ...
yeah the Haole Dude fully got his a** kicked.....I didn't even find out till about an hour or two ago....... i must say though the guy had it commin. .. he's lucky know one slapped him with harrasment....
That was my exciting day
