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I think that the random extra in scene 4 was the hottest. My favorite character, however, was Tyler's Van.

I love twilight. It's that amazing time of day when everything looks nice because it's not too bright and not too dark. However, I do hate the book Twilight. I'd love to c**t punt Meyer just out of spite for fooling me into buying her piece of s**t book. It sounds good, until you start reading it. Then, you realize that the human race is dumber than you thought.

Voldemort and Harry would band together to slaughter all the characters of Twilight. After doing this, they realize that there is no point to fighting each other when there are Meyerpires lurking about. Together, they would form a Meyerpire slaying team to rid the world of sparkling idiots. Then, just for the fun of breaking the fourth wall, they would escape their fictional binds and c**t punt Meyer out of spite for creating anything so dumb.

What do you mean I don't like twilight? I think it is a beautiful time of day, when there is just enough of a balance between light and dark. Now, if you meant Twilight (as in the shitty book by Stephenie Meyer) then, yes, I do hate it. However, how is that a reason to think I'm an a**? I don't think that you're an ignorant 12 year-old because you like the book. No, I think you're an ignorant 12 year-old because you misspelled simple words such as "you're," "for," "not," and "liking," as well as trying to insult me by calling me homosexual.

You may want to go back a few grades, since you are misspelling simple words such as "for," "your," "puppies," and "yourself." You also forgot to capitalize "well," "I," and "so." Your teachers obviously failed you. I'd take the problem up with the school district, if I were you.

I also never implied that you were a homosexual. You are the one who is attempting to insult me (and failing, since not only am I engaged to a man (that would be someone of the opposite gender as myself), but I also have nothing wrong with the homosexual community) by calling me "gay" in your past post. By implying that calling someone a homosexual is an insult, you are displaying a disturbing amount of prejudice, and I wouldn't be surprised if you would discriminate against that group.

Also, as for Twilight killing puppies, a crazy fan of the book deliberately ran over my friend's dog because he said he didn't like the book. Do you know how I know it was on propose? Because she drove into the yard to hit the dog that was chained to a tree.

First, I'm going to say that I am not interested in having intercourse with you since I am already in a relationship, and I am not homosexual, so your proposal isn't that attractive to me.

Secondly, no, I would never hurt an animal. The reason my user name is "Twilight_kills_puppies" is because a crazy fan of Twilight deliberately ran over my friend's dog because he said he didn't like the book.

Thirdly, if you're going to try to insult/intimidate me, please at least make an attempt at decent grammar. You misspelled "likely" and forgot to capitalize "********," "Twilight," and "It's" (which you also failed to add an apostrophe to.)

Lastly, you should not infer something about someone just based on their opinion. You seem to think that just because I do not like Twilight that I am a "jerk." This is somewhat uncalled for. Just by your profile comment, I will infer that you are an ignorant 12-year-old who is so insecure that if someone's opinion differs from hers, she will verbally attack them. I await to see if my impression is valid.

If I were a vampire, I'd go ape s**t and make it my mission to destroy everything associated with Twilight. It would be a great day for news casters everywhere. "Whole cast and crew of 'Twilight' has disappeared, along with Stephenie Meyer. Every existing copy of the book and it's sequels have been discovered burning in a giant pile at the north pole. There are bloodless corpses everywhere of Twilight fanatics. What could have caused this to happen?" And my vampire self would be sitting back laughing as the pitiful humans tried to figure out the cause of this horrible, disgusting act.

PS. If you are offended by my hypothetical example, you have to remember that I'm looking at it from the point of view of a vampire. They're violent, strong, and can anger pretty easily.

YOU ATE A COPY OF TWILIGHT!!!! DEAR LORD!!!!

I mean, I really hate the book, but you have to loathe it beyond everything else if you feel the need to EAT IT to get rid of it! I hope you got satisfaction out of shitting it out.