4/23/09
This was for a thread that was a joke Twilight RP:
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I'll be Emily:
"Oh Sam!!! Slash up my face and abuse me some more!!! You only hit me cause you love me!!! Now I'll go make you a sandwich and then segregate myself from you, since I am a woman and clearly inferior!"
I go make Sam a sandwich then, after giving it to him, sit in a corner and knit (since I can not read because women shouldn't read.)
"Oh Sam!!! Slash up my face and abuse me some more!!! You only hit me cause you love me!!! Now I'll go make you a sandwich and then segregate myself from you, since I am a woman and clearly inferior!"
I go make Sam a sandwich then, after giving it to him, sit in a corner and knit (since I can not read because women shouldn't read.)
4/23/09
This was my rant at a Twilighter who was asking if Stephenie Meyer should write the whole series from Edward's perspective:
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No. Stephenie Meyer should stop writing until she can actually put together something that has plot, well-written characters, and as few grammatical errors as possible. She should also stop writing until she can come up with an idea that is original. Just because she called a fairy a vampire does not mean she's original. Hell, even in "The Host" she couldn't come up with an alien life-form that hadn't been used in a previous book series.
Not only that, but she should watch what she's teaching kids. Edward's not the perfect boyfriend. He is a creepy stalker who then becomes abusive and possessive. Emily and Sam do not have the perfect relationship, she is subservient to him and allows him to physically abuse her. This next generation is going to be severely ******** up because of these books.
So, in conclusion, until Stephenie Meyer stops writing like Stephenie Meyer, she should stop writing altogether.
Not only that, but she should watch what she's teaching kids. Edward's not the perfect boyfriend. He is a creepy stalker who then becomes abusive and possessive. Emily and Sam do not have the perfect relationship, she is subservient to him and allows him to physically abuse her. This next generation is going to be severely ******** up because of these books.
So, in conclusion, until Stephenie Meyer stops writing like Stephenie Meyer, she should stop writing altogether.
