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This guy is a friend of someone who's been pestering me. He decided to comment on my profile. Bad choice, in my opinion:


How adorable, you're coming to her defense. So, did you decide to do this yourself, or was she cowardly and asked that you harass me? As for you two acting immature, have fun doing that in the real world. It will usually get you arrested, which will mean that the only jobs available to you in the future will be in grocery stores or fast food restaurants.

As for your spelling ability, I can only hope that you are an important sports figure at your school, otherwise, you most likely won't graduate. While your failure at spelling is annoying, it is your reliance on the caps lock that irritates me most. All it does is make you appear lazy and childish (which you already admitted to.)

As for sucking your left nut, that would be ill advised on your part. I like the feeling of skin being crushed beneath my teeth, and you are irritating. Needless to say, you would end up with one less testicle.



Somehow, he thought it was a good idea to reply:


A redneck, huh? I doubt that. Rednecks don't go on computers unless they are looking at porn. While you have certainly decorated your profile to resemble something a redneck would place on the internet, I have to wonder why a redneck would spend so much time indoors when there is fishing, hunting, and off-roading to be enjoyed. You, child, are a poser, and a pretty bad one at that.

As for you being a perv, I don't doubt that. You certainly seem the type. You have also proven several times that you can be immature, so I have no doubt about either. I just think it's amusing that you'll be bagging my groceries one day or serving me a McDonald's meal.

And, again, my "sucking it" would be very ill advised on your part, since I would tease you a little, and then bite it in half while it's engorged. There would be agony, as well as massive blood loss.


He keeps commenting. This is both amusing and irritating:


No, rednecks do not like Metallica. I have never once heard a redneck listening to Metallica. The rednecks from my high school beat up the kids that listened to Metallica. Also, you can't be half-redneck. Being a redneck is a lifestyle, not an ethnicity. You are nothing more than a yuppie-puppy who is trying to be different.

And, yet again, we return to your poor attempt to offend me. Can I make this any clearer to you? I LIKE TO BITE! Telling me to put any part of your genitals in or around my mouth only amuses me, because I would tear it apart with my teeth and leave you lying in a puddle of blood without your manhood.