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"I dare you to live. Don't look back and look on all the opportunities where you didn't step out. Live from your heart."
you might be a redneck
If you've been married more than 3 times and you still have the same in-laws....you might be a redneck.

If your house still has the "wide load" sign on the back of it....you might be a redneck.

If you think possum is the other white meat....you might be a redneck.

If strangers knock on your door and ask how long your yard sale is going to be....you might be a redneck.

If you carried a fishing pole into sea world....you might be a redneck.

If you hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the men's room at the Flying J Truck Stop....you might be a redneck.

If the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist....you might be a redneck.

If you think a quarter horse is a ride in front of the Wal-Mart....you might be a redneck.

If you lit a match in the bathroom and the house exploded off its wheels....you might be a redneck.

If you think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family....you might be a redneck.

If an episode of walker texas ranger changed your life....you might be a redneck.

If you and the dog use the same tree....you might be a redneck.

If you have more than one brother named Darryl....you might be a redneck.

If you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay....you might be a redneck.

If you go to your family reunion looking for a wife....you might be a redneck.

If the people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of the neighbors....you might be a redneck.

If you think fast food is hitting the deer at 65 mph....you might be a redneck.

If you take a six pack cooler to church....you might be a redneck.

If your family tree has no forks....you might be a redneck.

If you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....you might be a redneck.

If you use a weed eater in your living room....you might be a redneck.

If you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison....you might be a redneck.

If you have a rag for a gas cap....you might be a redneck.

If the 5th grade was the best six years of your life....you might be a redneck.

If you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge....you might be a redneck.

If one of your kids was born on the pool table....you might be a redneck.

If your lifetime goal is to own a firework stand....you might be a redneck.

If on your first date you had to ask your dad for the keys to the tractor....you might be a redneck.

If your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does....you might be a redneck.

If your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade....you might be a redneck.

If the Halloween pumpkin on the porch has more teeth than your wife....you might be a redneck.

If you've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor....you might be a redneck.

If you've been on tv more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado....you might be a redneck.

If your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow....you might be a redneck.

If you ever used the toilet brush as a back scratcher.....you might be a redneck.

If you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head....you might be a redneck.

If you own a homemade fur coat....you might be a redneck.

If you ever stared at the orange juice container because it said "Concentrate"....you might be a redneck.

If you believe that the two major food groups are beef jerky and moon pies....you might be a redneck.





 
 
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