Redneck 12 days of Christmas:heart Twelve-pack of Bud, heart
eleven wrestlin tickets, heart tin of Copenhagen, heart
nine years probation, heart eight table dancers, heart
seven packs of Red Band, heart six cans of Spam, heart
five flannel shirts, heart four big mud tires, heart
three shotgun shells, heart two huntin dogs, heart
and some parts to a Mustang GT. (this video is funny to watch. A big Jeff Foxworthy talkin' to a smaller Jeff Foxworthy. "Woo! Somebody done been to the Walmart!" wink
Leroy the Redneck ReindeerWell you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
Well I'll tell you a Christmas tell
That never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget
Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he got on the horn
To his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks
He said Santa's really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said Hey I'm on my way
And he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer stiggered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deer tracktor hat
Well Santa stepped in
And said just calm down
Cuz we all got a job to do
Like it or not Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leading you
And it was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
Before that night was over
Leroy had changed there tune
He had them scootin a holf
On every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bad with the dixie flag
He as having the time of his life
You could here him call
Merry Chistmas Yall
And all of yall a goodnight
And it was
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two Steppin all across the sky
He makes jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
He makes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
(yes, this did take forever to do.... but it was worth it! whee )
Other Christmas songs:
Does anyone want a Christmas Carol of their own?
(couldn't find the words for it sweatdrop )
Christmas Shoes (by Bob Carlisle)
All I want for Christmas is you
(not the one by Mariah Carey, couldn't find the words.)
Community Member
You promised me everything
And gave nothing
A tare in my heart
it was created when you left
Running deep
the blood flows fast
and you fade to the past
The scar forms
but my heart will never be complete again
I believe every time a heart breaks,
the breaker takes a piece or two.
Hearts can crumble in time,
but not taking a risk is much worse
I shared my dreams with you
something I can't do anymore
I told you things others never heard
I let you look into my soul
and still, you left me...
leave me to heal.....
to get over the pain you caused....