Some of ya'll have probably noticed that I'm not online very much. *sighs* Yes, there is a reason. I was out a bit too late on Monday night. The only way to get home was on my bike, and I was going down a road without lights and sidewalks. My parents were really worried(and upset), so they called me and picked me up. So I won't be able to be on 'til maybe the weekend. sweatdrop
Besides all of that, my teachers have just been givin' me way too much work to do! gonk I'd barely have time for the internet with all that work.
Well, I just wanted to 'splain things and put four more redneck words in here.
asparagus n. ambivalence about having to install a replacement for an air-filled rubber wheel.
"I got a flat, so I'm gonna have to put on asparagus."
aspect n. and v. having one's backside assaulted by a sharp object.
"He got done skinny-dippin', passed out on that deck chair, and had his aspect by a woodpecker."
asthma v. to make an inquiry to a person of familiar acquaintance.
"I don't know if I can go or not. Lemme asthma wife."
atom prep. and n. in the direction of something or someone.
"Two deer jumped outta the woods and we just started shootin' atom."
Bye Ya'll!
~Pookie heart
*smiles and reads her book* *giggles*
(in her book)
Nobby: What's his first name?
Colon: What do you mean, what's his first name?
Nobby: What's his first name?
Colon: He's Death. That's his whole name. I mean.... what do you mean... you mean like Keith Death?
Nobby: Well, why not?
Colon: He's just Death, isn't he?
Nobby: No, that's his job. What do his friends call him?
Colon: What do you mean, friends?
Nobby: All right. Please yourself.
I think he looks like a Leonard.
Colon: I must be getting old. For a moment there I though he sounded like a Susan.
Lady Odile Flume, in the fifth form, was always boasting that her great-great-grandmother had once been seduced by the god Blind Io in the form of a vase of daisies, which apparently made her a demi-hemi-semi-goddess. She said her mother found it useful to get a table at restaurants. Saying you were a close realitive of Death probably would not have the same effect. You probably wouldn't even manage a seat near the kitchen.
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