QUOTE FROM THE MOTHERF*CKING PTERODACTYL
"Yes, i am a motherf*cking pterodactyl
here to ptero~you a new a$shole
yes its true, i once ate tenthousand lightning bugs kissing my bowels like a million hugs
so i shat them out one phosphorescent night, painting it like christmas lights
YES, i do put the t-rex to shame, his pu$sy arms on his pu$sy frame, he gets credit for being on top, but really im runnin this foodchain
YES, i will run for president, i'll win too, and veto every bill, and if you try to stop me, i'll f*cking kill kill kill
YES, is true, i once hooked up with a grizzly bear
we made love under the sea, in outer space, everywhere
YES, that bear gave birth to a motherf*cking bear-o-dactyl, who might just ptero you a new as$hole
so beware motherf*ckers, beware
YES, i look great,flying around naked, my succulent torso, an aerial surprise, just dont stare into my ptero-balls, or i'll shoot laser pee into your eyes
YES, i am the motherf*cking pterodactyl, here to ptero~you a new as$hole
remember me, remember my song, remember my tire iron, and my enchanting thong
because if you see me flying murderous and free, you best run fast b!tch, or my swoopin shadow will be the last thing you see
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