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QUOTE FROM THE MOTHERF*CKING PTERODACTYL


"Yes, i am a motherf*cking pterodactyl

here to ptero~you a new a$shole

yes its true, i once ate tenthousand lightning bugs kissing my bowels like a million hugs

so i shat them out one phosphorescent night, painting it like christmas lights

YES, i do put the t-rex to shame, his pu$sy arms on his pu$sy frame, he gets credit for being on top, but really im runnin this foodchain

YES, i will run for president, i'll win too, and veto every bill, and if you try to stop me, i'll f*cking kill kill kill

YES, is true, i once hooked up with a grizzly bear

we made love under the sea, in outer space, everywhere

YES, that bear gave birth to a motherf*cking bear-o-dactyl, who might just ptero you a new as$hole

so beware motherf*ckers, beware

YES, i look great,flying around naked, my succulent torso, an aerial surprise, just dont stare into my ptero-balls, or i'll shoot laser pee into your eyes

YES, i am the motherf*cking pterodactyl, here to ptero~you a new as$hole

remember me, remember my song, remember my tire iron, and my enchanting thong

because if you see me flying murderous and free, you best run fast b!tch, or my swoopin shadow will be the last thing you see