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I haven't updated my journal in a while so I'm like what the hell. Its been . . . over 6 months since I have used this journal and I think its about time that I do. I doubt you will see another journal entry after this, but I'll try to keep it up to date with it if you want. Nothing really new with my life. I just discovered that I give great advice when it comes to romance. heart Romance heart My friend said without my help, he wouldn't of gone out with his girl of his dreams. Which is awesome in my part.

Pervert Joke of the Day - "A Coma"

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."