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Its been 20 days since my last journal entry. Recently I have been told by a number of girls that I give the best hugs compared to all of the guys and girls they have hugged. "Your hugs are just so loving! I feel the love even though I know its not there." quotes one girl. She also mentions that my hugs are just like how someone would hug their girlfriend, but then asks how would you hug your girlfriend differently? It really has given me a lot of thought. I don't I would ever be able to answer that question without actually trying it out. If only there were someone in this damn school who I can see myself with. I mentioned in an earlier journal entry that I helped one of my friends get with the girl of his dreams. They are still dating and I think it is wonderful. I wished that happened to me.

Joke of the day- "Philosophy"

"An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"