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Ahh! I feel so happy and relaxed and I don't have a care in the world. Which is good because i hated feeling the way i was feeling for the past couple of days. I finally don't have a care in the world right now. This is how i want to feel always and forever. I don't want anyone or anything destracting me from my happiness and my enjoyment. Wow. I have so much excitement in me that i feel like exploding! Oh well. I'll get over it. I feel like going outside soon.

Joke: A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"