~Morning~
Vanessa yawns and stretches in bed. It’s nine in the morning. She packs up her belongings and jumps out of the tree.
Vanessa: “Time to -”
Kakashi: “So you’re finally awake?”
Kyoko: “What?! How long have you been standing there!?!”
Note: Kyoko and Toshi both uses Vanessa’s body, so when they are talking out loud, Vanessa’s eye color changes to indicate who’s talking at the present time, whereas, when they’re talking in her mind, they are talking in her mind.
Kakashi: “Hmmm….a few hours?” But of course, I’m never bored when I have Make Out Paradise with me. heart
Vanessa: “What do you - ”
Kakashi: “Follow me.”
Kakashi takes a firm hold of Vanessa’s wrist and practically drags her.
Kakashi: “Gosh you’re heavy…”
Vanessa: “That’s because I have two other people inside me which makes me triple my usual weight.”
Kakashi: = ”
Vanessa: “Can I ask you a question or two?”
Kakashi: “Sure.”
Vanessa: “Are you a *****?”
Kakashi: “W-what did you say? Of course I’m not! I wouldn’t have this job if I was!”
Vanessa: “Yeah, sure you’re not a ***** go of my wrist already!!!”
Kakashi let’s go of her wrist.
Vanessa: “Where are you taking me?” *****]
Toshi: “Jeez V-chan, that’s not very nice. You need to learn to trust people.”
Kyoko: “Yeah! I mean, you need to have some allies, right?”
Vanessa: “I should kick him where the sun doesn’t shine and run for it…”
Kakashi: “To see the Lady Tsunade. She said that Sakura said that there was a shady person, meaning you, messing around Konoha and wanted to see you herself.”
Vanessa: =.=” That darn Sakura…She’s such a pest…
Kakashi: “Follow me to the Hokage’s mansion.”
Vanessa: “Fine…”
~Hokage’s Mansion~
Tsunade: “So this is the person causing all the trouble?”
Kakashi: “It’s just a misunderstanding Lady Tsunade. You see, Sakura and Vanessa have already developed some bad blood towards each other. Most likely, Sakura was just saying that this morning because of her hate towards Vanessa.”
Tsunade: “That’s it? Sheesh! That’s like Naruto and Sasuke but in girl version! Hahahahahaha!!! Anyways I believe you have what it takes to do what I have in plan for you Kakashi…please read and sign this you two.”
Tsunade hands Kakashi and Vanessa a slip of paper.
Kakashi: I, Lady Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, requests Hatake Kakashi to carefully and constantly watch Vanessa until death do they part…
Vanessa: I, Lady Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, puts Vanessa under Hatake Kakashi’s careful constant care, until death do they part…
Tsunade: “So? Do you like it? That’s the contract that I personally wrote for the two of you!”
Vanessa: “What the heck is this!? ‘Until death do we part’!?”
Kakashi: “Seriously though Lady Tsunade, it sounds like what they would say at a wedding ceremony. Couldn’t you change it -”
Tsunade: “I spent four hours thinking of what to write and now you ask me to write another one!?! You will sign this contract no matter how weird it sounds because I’m not going to write another one!!!!!”
Vanessa: “What if there’s a crisis and Kakashi and I have to split up?”
Tsunade: “Oh…I should put that in…”
She takes the contracts back and writes a bit more.
Tsunade: “Okay! The new and improved ending! ‘Until death do they part, unless there comes a time when parting is seriously needed. But afterwards they will get back together.’”
Kakashi: That sounds worse than before….
Vanessa: That last sentence was unnecessary…
Tsunade: “Now…sign the paper or I’ll beat you two to a pulp!!!”
Kakashi: “Okay then…I’ll sign… ‘I, Hatake Kakashi, agrees to carefully and constantly watch Vanessa.’”
Tsunade: “Put the last part in!!!”
Kakashi: “‘Until death do we part, unless there comes a time when parting is seriously needed. But afterwards we will get back together.’”
Tsunade: “Well, now it’s just you Vanessa. Sign it!!”
Vanessa: “Why!? You didn’t even give me a reason why I should sign it.”
Tsunade: “You’re signing this because I don’t exactly trust you yet.”
Vanessa: “Really? I don’t trust you either.”
Tsunade: scream “WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!”
Vanessa: “Hey, Kakashi, Lady Tsunade acts just like Sakura almost.”
Kakashi: “Er, I guess so? Sakura is training under Lady Tsunade.”
Tsunade: “SIGN THE DARN PAPER!!!”
Vanessa: “No!”
Kakashi: “Vanessa, stop being difficult. Just sign it and get it over with…”
Vanessa: “No! I don’t want to be watched over! Especially when I have to go back and finish school!”
Tsunade: “SIGN IT!!!!”
Tsunade gets out of her chair and behind Vanessa. Forcefully, she grabs Vanessa and tries to make her write.
Tsunade: “JUST SIGN IT ALREADY!! IT’S NOT THAT BAD!!!”
Kakashi: “Actually, it kinda is.”
Tsunade: “SHUT UP KAKASHI! YOU CAN HELP BY USING YOUR SHARINGAN MANIPULATION THINGY ON HER OR TRICKING HER TO WRITING IT CAN’T YOU!?!?”
Kakashi: “But, wouldn’t that be -”
Tsunade: “Kakashi, who’s more superior here!? You, me, or her!?”
Kakashi: *sigh* “You of course…”
Tsunade: “Then do your job and do what I just told you to do!!!”
Kakashi: “Fine…”
Kakashi walks up to Vanessa, who is struggling to get out of Tsunade’s hold.
Kakashi: “Hold her still for me.”
As Tsunade holds Vanessa still, Kakashi shifts his headband up and puts a hand on one of Vanessa’s shoulders. With his other hand, he takes a hold of her face and the two make eye contact. A few seconds later, Vanessa is hanging limp in Tsunade’s grasps.
Tsunade: “Finally she quieted down!”
Tsunade lets go of Vanessa and Kakashi catches her before she could fall to the floor.
Tsunade: “Here. Sign it for her.”
Kakashi: “What?”
Tsunade: “You heard me. Put the brush in her hand and help her write it.”
Kakashi sighs and leans Vanessa onto Tsunade’s desk. With the paintbrush in Vanessa’s hand, Kakashi takes hold of her hand and signs the contract.
Kakashi: “‘I, Vanessa, accept the fact that I will be put under the careful and watchful care of Hatake Kakashi until death do we part, unless there comes a time when parting is seriously needed. But afterwards we will get back together.’” I feel so bad for doing this…
Tsunade: “Alright! I now pronounce you Husband and Wi- I mean, Sensei and Pupil! You may now leave.”
Kakashi: “Yes, Lady Tsunade…” Lady Tsunade…Making things sound like a wedding nowadays…Darn, I have to drag this heavy girl all the way down those stairs…oh wait, I can always teleport out of here. Sheesh, what was I thinking, taking the hard way out….
~Kakashi’s House~
Vanessa is asleep in Kakashi’s bed as he has a conversation with Pakkun, his awesome talking dog that uses the same shampoo as Sakura.
Kakashi: “Pakkun, I don’t know what to do…I have to take care of her when she’ll also be leaving to go back to school…”
Pakkun: “What’s more important to you, the Team, or her?”
Kakashi: “They’re both equally important…Let’s see…Should I stick with the Team, or do the mission assigned to me until death do we part?”
Pakkun: “Death do we part is a bit much don’t you think?”
Kakashi: “Lady Tsunade…She must be trying to slack off from work…”
Vanessa stirs in bed and wakes up clutching her head.
Vanessa: “What the heck…”
Kakashi: “So you’re awake.”
Vanessa: “Yeah…I’m awake…Where are we?”
Kakashi: “In my house.”
Vanessa: *****…
Kyoko: “Wow, you were right V-chan.”
Toshi: “Don’t just jump to conclusions you two! Maybe there’s a meaning behind this…”
Toshi: “What’s going on?”
Pakkun jumps onto Vanessa’s laps.
Pakkun: “You wouldn’t sign the contract so Lady Tsunade had Kakashi knock you out and help you sign the contract. Then she pronounced you and Kakashi sensei and pupil. After that Kakashi teleported you here and put you in bed and summoned me so that he would have someone to talk to.”
Vanessa: “Oh….no wonder my head was hurting….but that was cruel Kakashi …to knock me out like that…”
Kakashi: “Sorry. I didn’t want to do that to you either, but she forced me to do it.”
Vanessa picks up Pakkun and hugs him.
Pakkun: “W-what are you doing!? L-let go! I’m suffocating!”
Vanessa: sweatdrop “Sorry, I couldn’t resist it any longer. How long have you had him Kakashi?”
Kakashi: “Pakkun? Since he was still a pup.”
Vanessa: “Pakkun? KAWAII!!!!!” *hugs him again*
Pakkun: “Want to touch my paw? It’s soft.”
Vanessa: “Sure!” *squeezes paws* “It really is soft!”
Kakashi watches in amusement as Vanessa plays with Pakkun.
Vanessa: “Holy shiznits!!”
Kakashi: “What!?”
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