Chapter 1: Bub, Kitty, and the Purple Dinosaur
It all happened so quickly, BAM!, one word and a punch was thrown! All Bub wanted to do was start an argument for his own joy and then Kitty took it a step too far! Kitty thought it was funny, but Bub didn't think so.
Bub started becoming very defensive and even threw in a red card down on the field. He then calmed down and became level headed with Kitty, but was still in a mischievous mood. He was just a jump, skip, and a leap away to put more wood under the fire, what a terrible choice that would have been. But you know, Kitty slammed it right in his face! Stopped Bub right in his tracks and sent a purple card on the field! Bub's mind went straight to the gutter.
Bub said, "But... but... the purple card means I am nota virgin. Red (Girl) + Blue (Boy) = Purple. Me still virgin, me not done the hanky panky." He even gave a hint to those pesky trolls living under the bridge to try and troll Kitty.
Kitty yelled, "GET your head out of the gutter! PURPLE= BARNEY."
Bub's mind already in the gutter, and still going further, yells, "Wait... so, if purple = blue + red, then Barney comes and rapes them? I prefer staying away from Barney now."
Kitty then defends the purple dinosaur as Barney is her idol. "Barney just wants a hug, why you gotta be so mean?" She goes.
Bub's, already in the gutter and is too far starts to become paranoid of the purple dinosaur, "Hug me... then viscously rape me by spooning. Don't let these kids minds be corrupted by his once actions! We know what he really wants!"
Kitty again defending her idol, "He just wants a great big hug, people gave him a bad name so now he's lonely."
Bub's and his fierce, cold-blooded actions yells, "He can stay lonely. He got that name from his actions!"
Kitty finally realizing a key factor and starts being aggressive, "Big bully! I bet it was you who bullied him!"
Bub's now in defensive mode, "There is no proof of such action! I want my lawyer! I am being harassed!"
Bub's finally realizes she has found out his secret, he opens on what he had done with a hip trend. "My lawyer is the best. I won against Barney with my lawyer. #GetWrecked"
What will happen next? What will Kitty say, do? Lawyer? Where is a lawyer when you need one! This will all fall!!!
Characters:
Bub - Bubblehead0987654321
Kitty - Kitty La Kat
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