Hi....
Whats up?
How are you?
Ok enough of that....
As it should be painfully obvious, I am really bored and really weird right now.
I am slowly recovering from a breif spell of insanity I suffered earlier. So pretty much I will just write down the effects of the insanity... But since I'm lazy and all that good stuff I'm just going to copy and paste some posts I made in my Bump thread... That one --->
Kerrillian's Bump Page
This would be because I don't want to track down the people I've scarred in their own thread so here I go...
Kerrillian
Kerrillian
Kerrillian
BuMp
Hmm.... Which was better... The book of Atrus or the book of Ti'ana ....?
I don't know I read them about a year or two apart..... but they were both good... and whoever made Myst needs to quit making games and start focusing more on the books.... I NEED MORE GOOD BOOKS!!! Especially since the storyline of Myst was so awesome and unique... I wonder why I am talking to myself.... and I really that bored? Hmm.....<.<............>.>
Myst is awesome........
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I'm all alone.......
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this is starting to get sad, I should just shut up.....
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Hmm.... Which was better... The book of Atrus or the book of Ti'ana ....?
I don't know I read them about a year or two apart..... but they were both good... and whoever made Myst needs to quit making games and start focusing more on the books.... I NEED MORE GOOD BOOKS!!! Especially since the storyline of Myst was so awesome and unique... I wonder why I am talking to myself.... and I really that bored? Hmm.....<.<............>.>
Myst is awesome........
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I'm all alone.......
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this is starting to get sad, I should just shut up.....
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Kerrillian
BuMp fpr BuMpNeSs BeCaUsE BuMpInG Is GoOd FoR YoU
bumpy bumps of doom have been proven to cure all kinds of ailments!
Such as:
Bordom
Insanity
Bordom
L.O.F (Lack Of Fun)
Bordom
Headaches
Bordom
Fatigue
Bordom
And many others!!!
So come and Bump now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding
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bumpy bumps of doom have been proven to cure all kinds of ailments!
Such as:
Bordom
Insanity
Bordom
L.O.F (Lack Of Fun)
Bordom
Headaches
Bordom
Fatigue
Bordom
And many others!!!
So come and Bump now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding
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I wonder if I'm bored at all...........
Insanity plea!!!! It wasn't my fault!!!!! It was the voices inside my head! They told my to do it!!
The hamster fell off the wheel!!! He fell off!!!! I couldn't do anything about!!! There was no hamster!!!!!!!!
Why!!!!!!!!
*is put in a straight jacket and dragged away by people in white lab coats*
No! Don't let them take me!!!! Don't let them!! They're evil!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayihorra
(announcer)As our brave hero ventures forth, he encounters an escapee from an insane asylum!
(Ayihorra, holding a bazooka) BOOM! Hahahaha! BOOM!
(Ayihorra, holding a bazooka) BOOM! Hahahaha! BOOM!
This fight is not over evil lab guys that came from no where..... I shall have my revenge.....
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Matt'll help too.......
'Cause I need explosions.... or else the victory won't look as pretty.....
.... and now for number two!
Kerrillian
Kerrillian
Kerrillian
*Runs around in circles screaming "COOKIE!!!" at the top of his lungs....
Stops suddenly*
O.o
I'm hungry....
(announcer voice from no where): And thus our story begins, the noble lad is on a quest in search of the holy "food". Will he succeed? Or will he fall to his doom? Many monsters and even Lucifer herself stand in his way to the almighty refrigerator. No mere man could face the horrors this lad is about to face, and many before him have fallen to death or worse, into the slavery of Lucifer. Can he face his fears and overcome his doubts? Will he find himself a meal, or become the meal of a monster from the deep?
(Kerrillian) Dude, I'm just going to get a snack, and "Lucifer" is about a four-five hour dive away. Whats the big deal?
(announcer voice from no where): Sure you are, sure she is... Go forth bave lad, become the knight you were meant to be, and finally slay the beast that lies in wait for your arrival... Goodluck, and Godspeed
(Kerrillian): Whatever.....
Stops suddenly*
O.o
I'm hungry....
(announcer voice from no where): And thus our story begins, the noble lad is on a quest in search of the holy "food". Will he succeed? Or will he fall to his doom? Many monsters and even Lucifer herself stand in his way to the almighty refrigerator. No mere man could face the horrors this lad is about to face, and many before him have fallen to death or worse, into the slavery of Lucifer. Can he face his fears and overcome his doubts? Will he find himself a meal, or become the meal of a monster from the deep?
(Kerrillian) Dude, I'm just going to get a snack, and "Lucifer" is about a four-five hour dive away. Whats the big deal?
(announcer voice from no where): Sure you are, sure she is... Go forth bave lad, become the knight you were meant to be, and finally slay the beast that lies in wait for your arrival... Goodluck, and Godspeed
(Kerrillian): Whatever.....
ayihorra
(announcer)As our brave hero ventures forth, he encounters an escapee from an insane asylum!
(Ayihorra, holding a bazooka) BOOM! Hahahaha! BOOM!
(Ayihorra, holding a bazooka) BOOM! Hahahaha! BOOM!
*Runs back to the computer room arms laden with food barely escaping the explosion in the hallway. He sets down the food and locks the door*
I come bearing Sweet and Sour pork and Mac 'n Cheese of questionable age and quality!
*victory pose*
(announcer voice from no where) And thus our hero returns, victorious, from his noble quest. He bears gifts for hungry stomachs of all kinds, the most nole of noble!!!
(Kerrillian): This guy is really getting on my nerves, I can't even eat my food with his babbling...
(announcer voice from no where): He has escaped the grasps of Lucifer, her minions, and the whale-like creatures from the abyss! Oh, what a hero!! No he can finally rest with the knowledge that hungry stomachs are safe.... for now...
*looks around*
(Kerrillian): HA! I found you! Now come here you little.....
(announcer voice from somewhere): No! Please! Stop!! AHHH!!!!!!
(Kerrillian): HAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE MISERABLE FOOL!!!!!
(announcer voice from under Kerrillian's mighty blows): Ahh!! No!! Not the face!!! Someone!!! Please help meee!!!!
(Kerrillian): Shut up and die!
(announcer vioce on the edge of death): *gasping* No.... hero, why....
(Kerrillian): HERO!! And to think that I was gonna let you live!!!
(announcer): Nooo!!!!
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(Kerrillian): Ahh, finally I can eat my questionable food in peace....
The end???????
I think not!
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Yeah and now I'm going to post some lyrics and go play something since I've been on Gaia way too long today... (all this time and still I made nearly no money )
BARENAKED LADIES - Alcohol Lyrics
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte,
screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?
Ok...enough of that... I'm gonna go before I start going around randomly and scaring people...
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