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July 11, 2005
Oh, yeah. I'm writin' a journal entry. Uh-huh, yep. And I'm not waiting 3 months like last time! Whoo. How exciting.... On to the next paragraph!
Well, first thing I'm gonna type is that I learned my lesson today. Or I've actually relearned it. Or became aware it's important... Or something. But anyway, that lesson was to never put all your eggs in one basket. I tell you how I learn thees.
Me sa liken da sowuh candehs, ya. And mees having two cans ov theem, so me thinks to makes it one to savehs thee space. So me does. Weel, me niece had come to owuhr house dees morneeng and she liksees the sowuh candeh too. Me geeves her da can 'cause she askees eef me has da candehs. Den bohf ov us goesees upstaiwuhs. Pwobwem ees dat me brotha likem dem sowuh candehs too. So when wees upstaiwuhs he caws up to ush askheen for da sowuh candehs. Now, Me wasun pay'n' mooch attention so me deedn' stop wha happeen next. Me niece deecides to be lazee and waps the can een a towel. Den she es twohing the bleeping can down at me brotha! And yoo know whad? It heet the groun an go EXPLOODE!! So all me sowuh candehs ah gone 'caush I pu' all me eggs in one baskeh. Teech meesa a lessoon, huh?
If you understood that you'll know the whole story. Not that it's too hard to read... What do you mean you can't read it?! Flippin' wimp. Of course your probably better off if you can't read it. It really is a stupid story. But, ah vell.
I have simething to say right here and now. I hate stores devoted to shoes. You know, places like Payless. They just suck. Just outright suck. I've never gotten a pair of shoes I liked at one of those kinds of stores. Shoe stores have bad shoes. No you wouldn't expect this right? Or maybe you just disagree. But I have figured out why their shoes suck.
They sell only shoes to make you think their shoes will be the best. 'Cuase when you think someone is devoted to something, you think they have the best. And they're using that idea here! So they buy a bunch of cheap shoes. And they know that people will buy them, thinking, "Hey! I got them from a shoe store! They have to be good right?" Wrong! Yousee people?! It's a trick of the mind! They are consuming you!! Aaaaaaaahhh!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
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I'm sorry. I'm dumb. I just hate shoe stores. You probably think they're fine. It's just me, I'm sure. But hey, I had fun so phht!
Well, I think I'll end it here. Didn't really type much stuff.. At least not important stuff. So yeah....
Remember that I'm still selling art!! And I can color them with sharpies now too! Oh, and buy from Captain Roxy and Jester with a knife! They got cool stuff too!
Oh, and I know this is stupid to put here but, hi Angelina! And sorry me no sendy you pms! I'm bad at that kind of stuff. I'm stupid. And sorry. O_o
Yo!
God is a witness and God is a tease, pick up your faith, yeah, everybody come with me
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