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Gah, I've been neglecting my journal for some time now. Oh well. On to my life: Do you know what i just figured out? It is freaking hard to break up with your girlfriend! You see, I want to break up with her, but I don't want her to you know be all sad and depressed, so I'm trying to maker her break up with me. The way I'm doing that is like ignoring her, and not saying hi n stuff, which I know is cruel in some cases, but its still hard. I might just end up breaking up with her instead of her breaking up with me. Grr me and my cowardice ways.

Ha! Now you can post your comments on my Journal!

Joke: The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"