IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF BACK TO THE FUTURE PURE THEN, DO NOR READ THE FOLLOWING! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!
Feeling: Loved yet lonely.
Currently: Obsessing, goddamn it.
Should be: Doing homework, putting away laundry, practicing my clari.
Listening to: Barenaked Ladies Are Men for millionth frickin' time. *Jesse pain pose*
Eating: Nothing.
Drinking: A little bit of melted lemon sorbet. *shrugs*
Yeah, I just did that for no reason. Other than FUN! *cheer*
Now, I'm perfectly aware that nobody but el capitan Roxy reads my journals anymore. I still like to write these things though. Random thoughts that sometimes you can't say in the real world for fear of awkward silences. Like...
Whenever I hear the word friggin' I think of Frodo and Lord of the Rings.
*Silence*
See?!
Well, right now I'm gonna tell you a little story. Nothing special or interesting just a small moment that happened to stick out in a imaginary girl's life. *sees raised eyebrows* Shuddup...
The fourteen-year-old girl strolled through the kitchen early on a summer day. She gazed longingly at the pool in her backyard. Too bad her swimsuit was still in the washingmachine. She wiped at her perspiring brow and grabbed a cold soda. She pressed it against her cheek and sighed inwardly. Ahh, nice... Nothing can go wrong in the summer!
But the poor unaware girl didn't realize that temporary doom to her summer day was sitting only ten feet away, surfing through laughingplace.com. At the computer was...
Her mother.
Now, the girl didn't know that her mom was going to do anything to make her question all logic on the face of the earth. I mean this was a person who had raised her her whole life. Who could suspect someone like that to cause a complete mental breakdown? The girl strolled by to the computer, intending to wait in her room until she get proper swimming attire. Then the mom laughed.
The girl looked back around at her mom who was holding a hand to her mouth as she laughed quietly.
Before she even had a chance to think of asking what was so funny her mom said, "Come over here, you have to see this." She laughed again.
The girl grinned asking, "What is it?" She took a step toward a clear view of the computer screen then froze as her mother explained, "It's a video of Back to the Future that makes it look like Marty and Doc are gay! It's so funny!"
The girl immediately turned around, "Er, I don't wanna see it," she declined nervously.
"Oh, come on!"
"No!" The girl nearly yelled the word her mind had been screaming at her. Marty and Doc.? Marty and Doc?! No! No no no no no no no no!! That is so wrong!I don't even need to picture it to know that! It doesn't make sense! What sicko made that up? They're friends! No no no no no no no no no-
The girl ran upstairs, her mother chuckling behind her. She completely forgot the incident fifteen minutes later and jumped into her pool without bothering to put on the now clean bathing suit.
Now wasn't that a pleasant story? *Beams*
No, though. Replace the words 'the girl' with Kristina aka Trout and you'll have one of the most disturbing scenes of my life. I don't know why but the thought of Marty and Doc even kissing creeps the hell out of me. Me! The girl who obsessed of yaoi in general only a year before that! Specifically a ******** smexy bushido and a cook that can get more than bread to rise to perfection.
Oh, but that does bring some good news! I'm totally over the ZoroXSanji. It totally doesn't affect me anymore! I have no friggin' (hobbits...) clue how that happened but it doesn't do a thing for me anymore. I almost stick my tongue out now when I think about it.
(Between this sentence and the next, almost an hour has passed so don't be surprised if it's a little loopy at first.)
I think enchaladas should be thrown at rabid lemur monkeys. *Scowls* I was really cold so I heated up some cheap frozen enchalada. Now I have a bad taste in my mouth. *Puts on headphones*
*Starts break dancing... Fine... in my head*
I wanna play Twilight Princess. emo Bradley makes it sound so cool. I like having an equal geek friend for once. Talking about videogames is the shiznit!
Ugh. I should not have reread over my journal just now. There's enchalada in my stomach and my stomach gets this horrible lurch everytime I think about Doc and- Ugh.
You know how at the end of my story I said I forgot about it fifteen minutes later? That's absolutely true. That was not quite a year ago I guess. Feels like longer though. But anyway, the only reason I remembered about it was a month ago AMC showed the BTTF series like, fifty times! I was lucky enough that I mostly saw the third one (My personal favorite.) but I never got to see the first one. And I only saw the second one twice. *snickers 'cause it's the second one and I saw it twice and.... nevermind* But dear GOD I wish I hadn't seen it at all!
If you remember, Marty and Doc went to the future to save his kids. After they fixed that all up Marty buys the Almanac to place some bets. Doc finds out and starts lecturing Marty. Once it's thrown in the garbage, (here comes the bad part) they walk away and Marty says, "I know Doc, I know..."
*Sighs* Yep, one of those things that nobody but me pays attention to. Just-just the way he said it made me think he was gonna try to apologize to Doc by- by- YeeEECH!!
Ignore that! IGNORE IT ALL!!
I typed that 'cause I figure it might make more sense on a solid platform but really, does it?
That's also why I wanted to borrow your Back to the Future dvds, Roxy. I figured that if I watch the entire thing I would either get over it completely or I would get over my stomach flipflops enough to enjoy these disturbing thoughts. Kinda like Zoro y Sanji.
I think it's too late to get either of those options though. *Sighs, rubs forehead* I... actually watched the video that my mom tried to show me. I didn't actually see what the video was called back then or even try look at it. Which probably explains why I felt I needed to watch it. But it wasn't hard to find at all. I read a little about it afterwards and apparently it even got featured in Time magazine or something. It's called Brokeback to the Future. ********' yes! I had to admit I burst into laughter when I saw the name. Turns out it's a spoof of Brokeback mountain and Back to the Future. (Not that that was hard to figure out. *Rolls eyes*) After watching it several times (with many uncomfortable tummy rolls) and grinning mischieviously at a couple of subtle dirty lines, ("Oh, yes sir." wink I burst into laughter. Absolute ******** laughter! I almost wished it was a real movie. I wonder if there's a porno inspired after BTTF. *Imagines* Jennifer: Oh, hi Marty. What? Right now? Alright! *Pulls off shirt* Let me just answer the door. Oh, hi Marty! Weren't you just there? Oh my gosh! There's two of you! *Ends imagination* I think you can figure where that would go. Yes, it's not a Doc/Marty. But I don't think anyone would have the guts to actually make any kind movie with them in a... romantic relationship.
It's wierd. Everywhere people mention their couple but I've failed to find a single solid story concerning that. Huh.
Heh heh. Butt secks...
********!! gonk
Damn Brokeback!!
*Starts hitting my very very very bad head* Shiiiiiiiitt!
idea I still wanna hear Doc say s**t. =D
Go take a hike, and don't forget the trail mix b***h!...
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